stella award

An award given to somebody who files a mind-numbingly frivolous lawsuit.

Named after Stella Liebeck, the woman infamous for suing McDonalds after spilling blazing hot coffee into her lap.

Bob was issued a Stella Award after suing Foocorp for damages after he tried to wire their gonkulator to his household plumbing and nearly killed himself in the explosion

by ke6isf September 15, 2004

awkward

When people do really weird things that make you think twice about being friends with them.

http://www.awkwardstories.com

by Awkward Stories May 1, 2009

Awkward Turtle

In common useage in essex. Whenever an awkward or tense situation arises, the tenseness can be examplified by this gesture. You hold one hand out straight with fingers splayed. The other hand goes on top with the fingers curling in between the gaps in the fingers. Now all fingers curl to make a sphere (the shell of the turtle). Finally the thumbs on both hands are rotated.

Man 1: Man she's fit.

Man 2: Dude, that's my sister.

Silence.

Passer-by does Awkward Turtle.

by Awkward! May 9, 2010

awkward hurricane

This is done in a very awkward situation or awkward silence...preferably in public. First form an awkward palm tree then proceed to shake your arms rapidly keeping your wrists limp so your fingers and hands sway as your shake. Remember to announce: "Awkward hurricane" as you do this.

Friend: I hate the name judy dont you? Its so stupid.

You: My grandmother's name is judy...

Friend: Awkward hurricane

by Riley sapphire December 22, 2008

awkward hairflip

in an awkward moment, flip your hair into someone's face.

-''hi my name is ...., take your pants off!''
-''uhmmm...''
*walks up and does awkward hairflip*

by anotherlifeisdead February 2, 2009

Awkward Umbrella

Words used to describe the gesture made by your left hand after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence or noticeably awkward moment. The person executing the "Awkward Umbrella" is holding up an imaginary umbrella and moving their head around slightly to try and stay under this imaginary umbrella being blown by the imaginary wind.

Blah Blah made another awkward comment about her imaginary friends. So I whipped out my awkward umbrella hoping not to get wet from her awkward comments.

by FLICKA_DA BOWLER July 24, 2009

awkward goose

if your in a really awkward situation then you put your arm up into a goose shape and mouth awkward goose to make everyone laugh.

Joey: so yeah, i shagged your mum
Chandler: mate what the fuck

*AWKWARD ATMOSPHERE*

Ross: *awkward goose*
Everyone else: hahahahhahahahahahah

by shanshanshanshan April 16, 2010