banana boogie

Using abdominal muscle groups along with those along the anus to make your penis dance.

Sarah invited me over so she could watch me do the banana boogie.

by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005

packing bananas

The act of attempting to do something that has no chance of success. Everyone knows that packing a banana for lunch, trip, car drive sounds like a good idea, but is impossible to accomplish without it getting bruised, brown and damaged, even if it's never touched.

The act of doing something completely hopeless.

Steve was trying to make his wife happy but he was just packing bananas. Everyone knows wives are never happy.

Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."

by DudeChet April 19, 2011

Banana Burn

When you take a bong rip after eating a banana, and a burning sensation occurs in the back of your throat.

Damn I really wanna smoke but I just ate a banana... goddamn banana burn...

by The Pussy Destroya January 22, 2014

banana fuck

When one tends to fuck you with a banana and you have a orgasm.

Sally: John gave me the best banana fuck last night.

Jen: He also banana fucked me!

by LOPI February 17, 2014

the Banana Check

The Banana Check consists of taking a perfectly ripe yellow banana and inserting 1/5th of it into your anus to determine your need to take a shit. If it comes back clean, then there is no need. If it comes back brown, it's time to go.

Rafael was about to leave when he felt pressure build in his stomach. Rafael did the Banana Check to determine if he had to shit or if he just needed to pass gas. The Banana Check came back brown signaling the approaching shitstorm.

by BaconBlitz May 21, 2020

banana booger

The stringy shit left on a peeled banana.

Even monkeys hate banana boogers.

by poifull June 19, 2020

Banana Ribs

People who have soft and easy bruising rib cages.

Jenny: I barely touched his body and he had a bruise.
Tyler: Then that guy has some banana ribs.

by Whatwhatokman June 10, 2015