punk tard 

When somone belives that they are punk by dressing in black, metal studs and colors their hair. they dont know the meaning of punk and usually listen to bands like good charlotte and simple plan, avril laveige ect. They heard punk was cool so they dress it.

Look at that punk-tard moshing at the good charlotte concert. Shes got the band tee on and wrist bands that she baught at clairs.

punk tard by Mayo October 10, 2004

i-tard

Someone who does nothing but listen to their ipod 24/7. And tunes everyone out

Ryan is an i-tard
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i-tard by LittleRaisin January 2, 2007

Crip-Tard 

A person who both displays both Cripple features and Retarded mental capacity.

"Scott was so lame that often he was refered to as a criptard"
"Your such a crip-tard"

Crip-Tard by Lee Bee May 25, 2003

Fuck-Tard 

Someone who is fucking retarded.

Stop playing with the toaster in the bathtub, fuck-tard.

Fuck-Tard by Brandon Cravitt April 1, 2007

E-Tard 

Somebody who has become mentally impared due to excessive use of the drug, ecstacy.
Usually they zone out and stare off in to the ditance or find lame things extraordinarily funny. They carry around the attention span of a two year old with a brain tumor.

"Wow, you've become such an e-tard."

"Don't do ecstacy so much! You'll become e-tard."

"Dude, I swear I'm an e-tard."

E-Tard by OMFGIHARTU December 22, 2008

F uck Tard 

A person who constantly makes mistakes or makes an over all fool of them self

"Did you see what Chase wore to the strip club?, He looked like a F uck Tard"

F uck Tard by Ice 9 March 3, 2008

pimp tard or pimptard 

A pimptard, at least when I was in highschool, (which now seems very progressive in a 1990's ghetto kind-of-way), meant a retarded male or female student that was also a pimp.

Let use a male as an exmaple.

To qualify, he has to pimp at least 2 girls at once. It didnt matter if the girls in fact where retarded, however, most times the pimptard has two retarded bitches on his arm, primarilly because they didnt know any better because they were of course, retarded.

pimp tard or pimptard by Brandon December 9, 2004