Orifice Queen

Not wanting anything to pass in or out of all orifices.

"where do you want to shit out?" E
"No where, I'm an Orifice Queen." L

by Toadloaf August 18, 2025

Filler Queen

Aestheticians who are absolute huns but also deal in unlicensed weight loss drugs.

I know a Filler Queen who can help you lose weight. Its all legit, she knows a chemist.

by burble11 August 26, 2025

Incompetent Queer

Someone who only got the job because they are gay and the gay boss likes that. Couldn't do the work for shit.

I wonder if it was Gavin himself or some Incompetent Queer underling who came up with the phrase "Make America Gavin Again". This drivel exemplifies why corruption is a bad thing. We get worse ideas because of it.

by Publius0987 August 26, 2025

Presence Queef

noun
/ˈprezəns kweef/

A sacred and hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.

• “I kissed her forehead and told her she made me feel safe… and then she farted. Total presence queef.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”

by Ashfires September 3, 2025

False-queen

An individual who lives within a world of their own delusion that they choose to be a queen within. Often so self absorbed they believe they are the only person who matters in the whole world, convinced by their own delusion that it is reality. Often choosing their own title or false/fake crown to wear on their imaginary head.

That false-queen screamed curses at someone who was in pain because she felt slightly inconvenienced by their existence.

by Aknownmouse September 13, 2025

Hot queef

When a flatulent bubble makes the transfer from anus to vulva then has to be forced back out of the secondary or face.

Oh no watch your eyebrows pappy this one's a hot queef breaking britches.

by Chinas flowers September 13, 2025

baby queen

an unlabeled but queer alternative/indie singer with relatable and fun songs. criminally underrated.

"I love listening to baby queen."

by A_G:) September 15, 2025