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Definitions by Toadloaf

Lauren's latte

A mistake drink instead of refilling a mimosa using oat milk instead of more orange juice.
What is a hint of orange juice, oat milk and champagne make? That's a Lauren's latte.
Lauren's latte by Toadloaf November 9, 2025

Orifice Queen 

Not wanting anything to pass in or out of all orifices.
"where do you want to shit out?" E
"No where, I'm an Orifice Queen." L
Orifice Queen by Toadloaf August 18, 2025