Toadloaf's definitions

Orifice Queen

Not wanting anything to pass in or out of all orifices.

"where do you want to shit out?" E
"No where, I'm an Orifice Queen." L

by Toadloaf August 18, 2025

Lauren's latte

A mistake drink instead of refilling a mimosa using oat milk instead of more orange juice.

What is a hint of orange juice, oat milk and champagne make? That's a Lauren's latte.

by Toadloaf November 9, 2025