Zoomwear

The hybrid outfit worn during video calls — business/professional on top, pajamas (or worse) on the bottom. Common among students and remote workers trying to look presentable without actually getting dressed.

I crushed my job interview in a blazer and boxers. Gotta love Zoomwear.

by A_G:) September 08, 2025

sleepcrastination

The act of putting off going to sleep for no good reason, even though you’re completely exhausted and have to wake up early the next day. Often includes mindless scrolling, binge-watching, or doing literally anything except sleeping.

I was dead tired at 10 p.m., but somehow ended up watching conspiracy theory videos until 3 a.m. Total sleepcrastination.

by A_G:) September 08, 2025

Snackcident

An accidental (but totally foreseeable) event where you unintentionally eat an entire bag, box, or package of snacks in one sitting — usually while distracted, stressed, or "just having one bite."

I meant to eat like five chips, but somehow the whole bag’s gone. It was a snackcident.
Had a rough day. Made eye contact with a sleeve of Oreos and... yeah, snackcident.

by A_G:) September 08, 2025

syllabust

when the syllabus makes the class seem easy, but it's actually brutal.

I thought this class was gonna be chill, but that first quiz wrecked me—total syllabust.

by A_G:) September 08, 2025

Readgret

The regret of spending hours reading material that wasn’t even on the test.

I stayed up all night reading 80 pages for class, and then the professor said, 'Don’t worry, that section won’t be on the exam.' Instant readgret.

by A_G:) September 08, 2025