Supafactolinchamito face

Someone who tells a story for so long they lose everyone listening to the stories attention and intrest. Or somone who tries to tell a joke but goes on about it for too long and it becomes not funny.

Yea that guy is a total Supafactolinchamito face

by jdcumbot January 22, 2011

Bathtub Face

Anytime a girl's makeup runs over her face due to tears or precipitation giving the appearance that she has been recently crying...most likely in a bathtub behind a locked door.

I broke up with my girlfriend last Monday and she has had bathtub face all week.

by dweezey February 20, 2011

disco-face

Getting wasted and waking up the next morning with your face covered in glitter (similar to a disco ball)

I got disco-faced on the dance floor last night! Yeah!

by GL1TT3RBUG April 12, 2011

North Face me

The act of asking a person to provide you with the warmth of a North Face Windbreaker before entering a musical venue that is going to provide Hardcore music or Pop-punk, also known as Easy-core, music to the youth of the douchebag New Jersey youth.

Yo bro, North Face me, we are about to head over to the Madball show.

by ProxRunsNJ April 15, 2011

Face Wedgie

Is when someone has no teeth in their mouth so their jaw starts losing muscle tone and everytime they eat their bottom lip starts eating their face.

Larry won't wear his teeth when he eats and he keeps giving himself a face wedgie.

by Becca Licious April 21, 2011

face-driving

Similar to that of drink driving, but driving whilst using facebook. Face-driving is becoming more common in today's society and is hard to enforce especially when you have a good reason to be on facebook while driving making it hard for police to do anything at all as they do it themselves and completely understand you must constantly check status updates regardless to avoid becoming a social hermit. It's just the way things are these days.

I was driving home from work today when i caused a four car pile-up on the motorway.

Police: "It appears you caused this accident, can you give any reason as to why this happened?"

Me: "I was face-driving"

Police: "Oh...well um...bad boy. Don't crash again"

Me: "Meh"

by aussie type of guy April 25, 2011

twit-faced

The act of posting excessive, regrettable tweets while drunk.

I can't believe I got so twit-faced last night I tweeted my ex.

by Dooners May 5, 2011