off yourself

to kys

bruv you should off yourself

wtf.....-

by GAYSAMERET January 3, 2022

Sweating my ass off

Ass shitting water from heat or in embarrassment of something stupid

It’s so hot I’m sweating my ass off here

by Jazznight January 5, 2022

fuck off

farting and having diareya

MY DAD HAD A FUCK OFF

by asdefrgt January 5, 2022

Fell off a skateboard

when u got crossed up on the court and broke you're ankle but don't want anyone to know u got crossed up so you tell people u know that u fell off a skateboard

Friend: dam bro how u break your ankle?

Brian: i Fell off a skateboard

Friend: dam thats crazy

by Dawson's gay January 6, 2022

Help me get the Burger Off

Another euphemism for "suck my dick"

He told his fiance "Help me get the burger off", meaning he actually wanted help getting a nut off

by Propriety January 12, 2022

troll off

How to respond to a troll on social media

Troll off.

by Smegmid January 17, 2022

Nicking off

Masturbating in a public place (also, ‘nicking himself off’)

That filthy prick! He’s nicking off behind the sheds!

by FaaastEddie January 22, 2022