jamming on face

To jam, or to jamalam. Relieving your self on a girls face e.g cumming in the eye or mouth.

Jamming on face

'Josh says to Gemma, Gemma get on your knees bitch i'm gonna jam on your face, yeh that's wot i fout bitch.'

'Yesterday i was like jamming on her face and now she ait my ting'.

by cat22546387 January 7, 2011

Lookin face

The face someone makes when you fool them into looking for something that is not there.

Josh: Hey John is that your mom here to pick you up?
John: Where??
Josh: Ahhh Lookin face

John: Go fudge yourself

by JJHarrington January 8, 2011

face-choogle

Dried seamen left on a face after oral sex.

Hey, you got some face-choogle going on.

by Ryan G G January 17, 2011

A face

Your "A face" is your awkward face. The face you show to the world when you are feeling distressed, embarassed, uncertain or inept.

By giving your awkwardness a cute name, you are then able to focus on the humor of the situation, cleverly distracting those around you from your discomfort.

Similar to it's better known cousin, the "O face", but instead of appearing orgasmic and utterly fulfilled, you will simply look uncomfortable and self-conscious.

Amanda and Amy were having a fantastic time at the 21st Annual "I'm Coming Out As A Homosexual" festival when all of a sudden, they saw their husbands at the funnel cake stand.

Amy- "Uh, does this mean what I think it does?"
Amanda- "Wow, I hope everybody brought their A face!"

by oneforyou January 22, 2011

Supafactolinchamito face

Someone who tells a story for so long they lose everyone listening to the stories attention and intrest. Or somone who tries to tell a joke but goes on about it for too long and it becomes not funny.

Yea that guy is a total Supafactolinchamito face

by jdcumbot January 22, 2011

Bathtub Face

Anytime a girl's makeup runs over her face due to tears or precipitation giving the appearance that she has been recently crying...most likely in a bathtub behind a locked door.

I broke up with my girlfriend last Monday and she has had bathtub face all week.

by dweezey February 20, 2011

disco-face

Getting wasted and waking up the next morning with your face covered in glitter (similar to a disco ball)

I got disco-faced on the dance floor last night! Yeah!

by GL1TT3RBUG April 12, 2011