Dirty Doris

When a chick is blowing you, but you fart at the same time you cum. The smell is so bad that she gags and the cum comes out her nose.

everything was going well last night, until i farted and she dirty doris all over the place

by damnitgerry October 18, 2015

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Dirty Nurse

A very stupid girl who wants to be a doctor but instead spends her entire life taking pointless classes at a local community college. They are generally very annoying, and have many psychological issues. More information can be found online at the dirty nurses homepage.

I once made the mistake of dating a dirty nurse.

by okc March 28, 2010

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dirty leonard

When you have sex with someone you are not attracted to. Right before climax you pull out and piss on them, while crying. You then proceed to masturbate alone to finish.

Person A - "Hey how's it going man?"
Person B - "Yeah I'm doing fine I guess..."
Person A - "You sure man? Looks like you've been served a dirty Leonard again."
Person B - "Yeah... Maybe I should get a divorce, it's the third time she's done it this week."

by LockAndBoat May 10, 2020

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Dirty Mara

When you take a vienna sausage and stuck it up your vagina, then queef it onto a plate, then serve it to your partner.

Anyone hungry? I can serve up a dirty Mara.

by Petero808 November 17, 2020

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Dirty dingleberryslam

The act of cutting off ones dingleberries, and taping them to your face. You then rip'em off again, fry em, take a louisville slugger, have em pitched by the one who owns the dingles, and bat em into a crowd of young school girls...

The little girl told me that I have big ears. I went to her mothers house, cut off her pointy dingleberries, and gave her daughter a dirty dingleberryslam

by DirtySeanP October 11, 2007

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