funny sex terms

Hot Mike-The act of crossing you legs indian style and being able to do a handstand at the same time while taking a shit and letting it roll down your back and balance the shit on ur neck

Instead of using the bathroom mike gave him self a hot mike to use his shit as entertainment

by C March 15, 2005

Plate Sex

In Europe guys lay down with a piece of glass over their face and have a girl squat over them and shit over their face. The guys like to see the muscles contract.

Damn, George is going to that place to have some more plate sex.

by Bermuda May 5, 2004

straight dude sex

Any act resulting in orgasm between two straight men but involving no kissing, cuddling, or touching of balls.

"Hey Tad, Suzy blew me off again. Wanna come over for some straight dude sex?"

by Bubbrubb July 26, 2008

underage sex

Two people under eighteen shagging. Its way better under eighteen coz then if you get preggers you can get an abortion.

Me and my boyfriend was bunking a lesson and we fucked in the toilet. Now that mate, is proper underage sex.

by Sayfee bitch March 13, 2008

hot radioactive monkey sex

Having hot monkey sex with a monkey exposed to high amounts of radiation.

Yuto had hot radioactive monkey sex with himself.

by LORD PLOPPINGTON November 18, 2003

Ultra Sex

This is a term that describes gay sex.

Shawn had ultra sex in prison. He was not denied all the best ultra sex....faggot.

by Steve Jaros May 8, 2008

The Sex

A word used to big something/someone up.

The emo way of saying "sexy" "attractive" "buff".

Person 1: Fran you are the sex in those converse
Fran: You are the sex in that hat

by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 28, 2005