The Gay Maker

The Gay Maker is a person who just makes shit gay. He himself is not necessarily gay but he has a knack for making situations "gay" and uncomforable.

Dennis, "Yo Matt, honestly you just make shit gay, you will be forever known as The Gay Maker!!"

by Matt "The Gay Maker" Stevens July 31, 2006

All Gays are Gay

A phrase used by someone who wants to emphasise the gayness of gays.

Gay Guy 1: Shut Up!
Straight guy 1: Mate, all Gays are Gay!
Gay Guy 2: No shit Sherlock!

by Jack De October 18, 2008

that's gay

stupid, sophomoric, reflexive response used by countless dull witted boobs who, in their many years on this planet, have yet to increase their vocabularies much less their minds (or hearts).

Me : Awwwww ... Chris Cornell of Soundgarden was found dead yesterday. Mannnnn ... (sorrow)
Dipshit Standing Next To Me : huh, that's gay

Me : WHA ? WTF - are you still in high school or somethin' ? That's your response ?

Dispshit Standing Next To Me : Eat Me
Me : No - up yours, fucktard. Guess YOU won't be getting a genius grant from the MacArthur fellowship anytime soon.

by Virgin Suicides May 20, 2017

twitter gay

An elite group of fags on twitter who are the most obnoxious and judgemental people you will ever meet.

You only tweeted that to impress the bloody twitter gays.

by Twitter_Gay January 10, 2017

markfunk-gay

the foremost homosexuality slang used by some people of the golden horseshoe in southwestern Ontario. Used often as a joke to denote that it is the supreme form of low one can reach. The etymology of the word is not clear but one explanation is that it was created by a group of University of Waterloo students and that it spread by word of mouth. Reason or cause of creation of the word is not known.

Person 1: This show on TV is so gay!
Person 2: markfunk-gay?
Person 1: yeah.

Person 1: I can't believe he did that to me.
Person 2: Yeah, that is such a markfunk-gay thing to do.

by Jeeshan Albert Conrad October 6, 2007

double dick gay juke

a juke so complete that you cannot escape it. As you move away to avoid a first juke, a second one comes at you from the other side and you find yourself stuck in a double dick gay juke. can be used in many different situations.

guy1: so i got yelled at work to change my days around so we could go watch that show, and she tells me shes going with someone else...
guy2: bro, you got double dick gay juked

by raph852 December 16, 2008

Straight-Gay Best Friend

A straight-gay best friend is a person who is straight, yet they have stereotypical gay-like qualities. They are attracted to the opposite sex, and can sometimes be vulgar, but they are usually sensitive and understanding. They struggle with being gay and straight at the same time, without being by-sexual. They enjoy throwing large objects, yet at the same time they are talented at shopping, especially for dresses.

Person 1: "How did you find that dress?"
Person 2: "My Straight-Gay Best Friend found it for me!"
Person 1: "Oh my God it looks great!"
*Girly Screams and Giggles*

by People Against Pokes December 14, 2010