zombie sex

When you and your partner both wake up in the middle of the night, and proceed to have sex. But you are soo tired it's very slow and mindless. Like a zombie.
Sometimes you may wake up and wonder if you actually had sex or not.

My girlfriend and I woke each other up and just started having zombie sex. It was so cool.
My fuck buddy slept over last night and then at some point in the middle of the night we both woke up so we just rolled over for some zombie sex.

by Holly Carpenter July 29, 2011

Zombie Cow

Zombie Cows live on venus, eat fire, and produce chocolate milk. They aren't very friendly creatures and only one person in the world breeds them. Zombie cows cannot survive off of Venus however.

Your chocolate milk probably came from a Zombie Cow!

by Alexis_M December 24, 2008

ZOMG, you're stepping on my brain!

An expression used when somebody says/writes something so utterly stupid or banal it actually makes your brain hurt.

"I love blinking, I do."

"ZOMG, you're stepping on my brain!"

by Tramned October 9, 2009

Zombiology

The study of lifeforms after their reanimation as the walking dead (i.e., zombies).

Zombies, we are led to believe, can see and hear. Do they enjoy the benefits of their other senses? Importantly, do they experience tactile sensations? One would think that if they could feel things through the skin, the entire nervous system would still be working, and the walking dead would therefore be able to feel pain. These are just some of the issues at hand in the field of Zombiology.

by Spiffdude41 February 20, 2012

pussy zombie

Those guys that everyone know who eat sleep and breath the need to "get some." See douche bag. Also can be seen as a state of being where a male cannot control his sexual urges.

That trick ass bitch just became a pussy zombie the other day in the club

by Lemony Petaphile June 3, 2008

zombie

A synonym to the "n" word used usually by white people in a a "ghetto" area. The term is used out of fear of being stabbed, shot or raped.

1. Holy shit, this place is full of zombies.

2. That zombie has a gun, I just know it.

3. HELP! THERE ARE ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE!

by Russia Communist January 13, 2010

zomg

an extremely pointless phrase, created by a typo. while trying to reach the shift key and type OMG, the z was typed.

many people enjoy making fun of this phrase.

ZOMG I COLLECTED ALL 862934127 POKEMON CARDS!! ZOMG!!!!!

by ZOMGLETSGETTHISPARTYSTARTED December 9, 2008