Wiitard

Someone who sucks at playing the Wii.

You can't even play tennis you big wiitard.

by Ben Sanecki November 20, 2006

filth wizard

a person who commonly talks about disgusting things

person 1: omg look how old that women is!
person 2: arr, i'd still give her one!
person 1: omg, your such a filth wizard

by go left -feel right April 10, 2006

Wizard Sleeve's

A sex position. Starts of by guy shoving two fists up the woman's vagina. He widens his arms, then goes for the anal with his feet. Once he has his feet in the anal, he continues to slide his upper thigh all the way up the anal, while the two fists are still in the vagina. There for, after this position, the girl will be left with two holes as big as a wizards sleeve.

Guy 1:Dude, I gave her wizard sleeve's last night.

Guy 2: Nice! Did you get your thigh all the way up her booty?

Guy 1: Yeah it took like 30 minutes though, shit is fucking hard.

by Unforgiven Master September 19, 2009

Wizard

Wizards are the wisest of the magic users, for the wizards are often the oldest of the sorcerers, and often the most skilled. The Wizards take to more practical forms of magic, and try to solve problems with the least application of magic as possible.

The Wizard brought down the mountain with just a prod at a crack.

by Detranova August 4, 2003

Wiitarded

The look someone has when playing wii and one pretends to think of them without the remote, randomly wailing about in the middle off the living room, in a retarded manner

As we played golf I stood back and watched Charlotte take a swing, looking very wiitarded and a little con-fuddled.

by Jackthejew March 15, 2011

Wizard Stew

An infusion of magic mushrooms and cannabis in hot water.

I took butter, minced magic mushrooms, cannabis, a bit of ginger and made Wizard Stew.

by palegrant August 5, 2011

Wizard Talking

Originated from Adventure Time episode: Season 4, Episode 6 Beyond this Earthly Realm; when Ice King makes his monologue into the TV

Its when someone makes a long rambling or speech or some sort that is confusing or pointless, and mostly directed to themselves. It is most often a very trippy speech.

Guy 1: What is the meaning of life, do we all just live to die? What purpose do we specks of grain against the surface of this great blue circle possibly have to with our own fate?

Guy 2: lol wtf bro

Guy 1: oh sorry bro just wizard talking to myself

by nyoung64 July 2, 2012