wedge 

the legendary leader (along with scoop) of the ancient clan Clamdigger

dude, you see that shot? i swear it was from wedge himself

wedge by annonamous April 14, 2003

double wide 

A 24-ounce container of beer. Contains double the amount of liquid gold as a normal container. Usually found in cans, though some good beers, such as Sierra Nevada, can be found in double-wide bottles. A close relative of the forty; consumed when you want to get just a little crunk, but not so much you'll have a hangover the next morning.

Bill: What'd you do last night, dude?
Ted: People came over with double wides and blunts, you know how it is.

double wide by fnord716 May 17, 2010

Double Dog Wide Surprise 

When two men spread each other's ass cheeks while one is sucking the other off.

Hey babe, we should do the Double Dog Wide Surprise tonight.

Double Dog Wide Surprise by RoyerRB January 23, 2021

Slacky wide on

That annoying and extremely visible, but absolutely useless stage of semi-erection suffered by teen males when observing a pretty girl, riding a bus, doing something completely innocent - and it JUST HAPPENS !

All the guys laughed when Josh got a "slacky wide on" as Mrs Thermapopolis the 48 yr old Greek language teacher bent over to pick up the text-book she had dropped.

Slacky wide on by RecByjam July 27, 2005

wide stance 

The need to use a public restroom, especially for those who abhor the lack of privacy, and find it hard to "go", in such facilities, but are forced to out of a sense of urgency.

Honey, I'm at the Atlanta airport and I hate to tell ya, but I have to take a WIDE STANCE.

wide stance by The Reluctant Wide Stancer June 28, 2011

wide body 

A really fat flight attendant.

Well, Joe, looks like were on a wide body flight today.

wide body by J B McDuffie June 2, 2007

Widget 

A clump of head hair that sticks up above the crown, looking rather like a ducks tail

Mr Whipe had a large widget after sleeping on a pillow

Widget by davidlanc December 24, 2008