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Once you go metal you won't want to settle

Basically, It's the future of sex. Once a sexy female robot comes around and you have sex with her, you won't want to settle for less. With robotic women: no STD, no pregnancy, no condom, no problem. The term "Once you go metal, you won't want to settle can be seen in a poster featuring Jenny Wakeman(XJ9). Jenny XJ9 is an attractive robot from the show "My Life as a Teenage Robot". It is after XJ9 got the 18 year old upgrade in rule 34 that the term, "once you go metal, you won't want to settle" began to be used. It get's hotter. Jenny wakeman is hot! Jenny XJ9 is sexy! Jenny Wakeman is from the show MLaaTR. I would pick Jenny XJ9 over a human any day.
Random Dude:*Jumps on Jenny the gynoid robot and has sex with her.*
Jenny Wakeman:*Does guy for 5 hours*
Random Dude:*Continues to have sex with Jenny XJ9.*
Random Dude:Oh yeah!
Jenny Wakeman: Wow!
Random Dude:I want more!
Jenny Wakeman:You can't be serious!
Random Dude: Yes! Uh! Oh! Energizer bunny:Once you go metal you won't want to settle.
by TheMatrixShrooms November 4, 2012
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Rage Wank

Rage wanking is the act of masturbation in order relieve stress or calm one's self down as opposed to masturbating to relieve sexual tension. A rage wank is akin to raping yourself.
Jim: I heard you dumped Jenny last night?

Tom: Yeah that bitch is a cheating whore, so I beat her up in my head and rage wanked to it.
by Wolf's Hook May 8, 2010
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I want to wear your pants

A lame pick-up line; lost-in-translation.
Playa--"I deed exactly what you tol' me to do, coach. I toook her to deener. I got her teepsy. Theen I tol' her 'I want to wear your pants'...she just loooked at mee like I'm crazy!!!

Coach--I told you to say: I want to GET IN your pants; not WEAR your pants...dumbass!!!
by YAWA May 1, 2018
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Wanna Trade?

Usually refers to trading nude photos with the asker, ether online or on a phone.
by ben-wah-balls October 31, 2008
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wang train

Usually consists of 2 girls and three guys; one gay, one bi, and one straight. The gay guy is the conducter while the first girl is wearing a strap-on doing him. Then the second guy is giving it to the first girl while the second girl is wearing a strap-on doing him. Finally the straight guy is railing the Second chick to complete the train. ALL ANAL!
Dude last night we found two girls on craigslist who would wang train for $450.
by M. Lester May 22, 2007
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wanika

Native american name meaning tightly connected to the spirtual world. Open to life experiences.
wanika is a good communicator
by geefamilyfarm February 3, 2010
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Wankout

The only exercise these damn millennials get.

Guys who masturbate instead of actually going to the gym and working out.
Pascal: Hey bro, are you coming to the gym?

Vish: Nah sorry, I already had my wankout last night.
by pascalthesickwhan January 3, 2020
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