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triple threat 

Having oral, anal, and vaginal sex with a girl in the same session. Often she may prefer a particular order.
"I gave her the triple threat last night."
triple threat by zetapi314 November 5, 2007
TeaTards are the political movement of backwoods whiteys headed by deceptress Sarah Palin. With a wink and some stillettos, they do whatever she commands. When reasonable people who are against tax-rate increases get stupefied by Sarah Palin, they become TeaTards.
"Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and tell Sarah to go take a hike," shouted the throng against the TeaTards.

or
Those lower-middle-class honkies are so self-righteous, they are prime examples of TeaTards.
or
You might be TeaTards if you are dumb, white, dumb, and hateful.
TeaTards by artfulmark February 16, 2010

Theater Kids 

People who do weird things with weird people usually involving song.
Boi those theater kids tho c'mon coop let's get outta here, this party sucks, man.

One time a theater kid attacked me and he stole my mountain dew red watch out man

If you hear someone yelling Hamilton or mouthing random words in American History Social Studies class, you know you have discovered a theater kid.

Inspector #13 Treatment 

To attempt to fix an electronic device through slapping, intense shaking, or other means of physical abuse.

Originates from an inside joke among manufacturers in the early 1990's. When the Soviet Union collapsed, marketers tried to take advantage of the suddenly available Russian public and sell them their goods. With such a high demand, manufacturers would simply throw electronics against a wall instead of properly testing them for potential errors to speed up the delivery process. Devices given this treatment were "tested by inspector #13"
My TV was kinda fuzzy, but I gave it the Inspector #13 Treatment and slapped it a few times. Now it's crystal clear, yo!"

Triple H Threat

The Triple H Threat consists of contracting the following all at the same time. Herpes, Hepatitis and HIV (also known as the herp, hep and hiv). VIA sexual intercourse, being bitten by a homeless person or when hanging out with the drummer of every time I die.
I was gonna kong this homeless chick living in a ditch last night, until she gave me the triple h threat!
Triple H Threat by GOHO13 August 3, 2010
Any item or event that causes joy for the beholder. Like a "treat" that a small child would receive only much better.
"Hey would you be able to grab me a coke treaty while you are at the store?"

"My girlfriend gave me a nice blowjob treaty last night in bed"

"Hey Dave, do you have any decent treaties this week? I'll grab a ten pack if you do"
treaty by captain treaty November 29, 2012