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tool bench

A total jerk- face, who is inconsiderate, entitled, and arrogant. Sometimes, but not always, completely aware of their actions, but simply doesn't care. Other times they are just oblivious and unknowingly narcissistic. Even more of a 'tool' than a tool. Most often a male, but a female can be a tool sometimes as well , though it is rare. (you will know these people when you see/hear them. They are easily described as a tool bench when that seems to be the only term, other than a swear, that comes to mind)
That guy is such a tool bench, He just pushed that little kid down in the sand and stole his volleyball to show off in front of some chick.
by Giraffasaurus June 2, 2015
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tool shed

A place where things go to die.
Take *that* out to the tool shed.
by NikM755 October 6, 2015
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tool hound

One who hounds (engulfs / inhales) as much tool ( male genitals) as they can.
Tool hound: One who hounds (engulfs / inhales) as much tool ( male genitals) as they can.
"That dude looks like a homo."
"Yeah man, a total tool hound"
by choose one April 30, 2016
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tool hole

A person that is such a tool, the change in any situation just fit in...
That Bob is such a "tool hole" he showed up to this party and wasn't invited!
by jimmy law June 21, 2017
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Tool Biscuit

by Jenn Ross August 2, 2017
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Tool Bag

The type of guy who - before he introduces himself - tells you about his tattoos and brags about getting a deal on suits
Jarret said, "my next triathalon is next week. My mom lent me the money to enter!"

Jarrret is a tool bag.
by Bubba gunk September 3, 2017
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tool pusher

Dan told murphy to get to work, because he is the tool pusher and he’ll decide
by Indian In A Tp May 15, 2018
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