Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.
Randy's wife is so fat, the flies she attracts need jet assistance to achieve escape velocity
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
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Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.
Randy's wife is so fat she has her own gravitational pull
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
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base me randy

you have no life
base me randy’s
by Deathire April 05, 2022
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Randi Hole

The anus, especially pertaining to anal play.
She wanted her randi hole to get tongue punched.
by ire17 October 13, 2019
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R.J. (A Randy Johnson)

Holy smokes Chris just got an R.J. (A Randy Johnson) from that absolute dud. She looks like she’d throw gas with that kind of velocity!
by Chris Miller March 23, 2023
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randy racer

A Randy Racer is the most dangerous form of racer there is due to his " Watch Me Pop A Wheelie " or " Watch Me Go Sideways Down the track" Mentality that threatens the lives of the racer next to him and the crowd in the grandstands.

A Randy Racer is usually the class clown.
Here comes Randy Racer I hope nobody gets in a wreck I wouldn't want to be the driver next to him.
by racetrack coroner July 31, 2017
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Randied

When you are regrettably get involved with a deviant action- usually after several alcoholic beverages
Randy for Randied
by Justgotrandied November 16, 2019
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