Jumping Aids

A form of the AIDS virus that affects 25% of Americans. Jumping AIDS are usually found in people who scratch their legs, feet, groin, or abdomen. This form of AIDS spreads to these areas and creates minor rashes; these rashes vary in size and location, which implies the name "Jumping" AIDS.

She probably got them Jumping AIDS. Did you see her scratch her cooch?

by Rapstar3 October 30, 2010

trump-jump

A process, whereby the negative aspects of an issue or topic is wildly exaggerated and simplified beyond logical reason. It should be noted that a trump-jump does pertain only to statements made by Donald Trump.

An example of a trump-jump is the following: By letting immigrants into our country, the entire United States economy will collapse.

by snow_leopard July 20, 2019

Jump Rump

A perverse naked form of leap frog.

I saw 3 drunk girls playing jump rump in the snow and couldn't look away

by oninomad February 22, 2011

jump on it june

When all of june you jump on a dick and ride it.everyday you ride more to make your manns nutt.

I can't wait for jump on it June!!

by Mypussywet December 20, 2017

Jump it and hump it

A statement used to tell one to fornicate his female counter part without prior notice or with out her concent. also know as rape.

God: What did u do w/ that mary magdolin lady?
Jesus: NOTHING DAD!!
Mosses: Jump it and Hump it!!! WOOOT

by WWT SKATER July 26, 2006

Base-Jump

spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.

WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.

Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear

by Quastel Leeyawnka April 17, 2010

jump off

a person who lacks respect for there body does anything a prostitute would do plus more

Jennifer lopez

by woldnt u love to know October 5, 2003