Diego

Diego is amazing. He is super funny and a very flirty type of person. He loves to joke around and once you really get to know him, you are hooked. Loving him is very hard as you never know if he likes you back or not. But once he does, you are set for life. He is the one.

person1: Wow. Diego is so cool! I wish I could be friends with him!!

person2: I know right? Im his girlfriend, I feel so lucky.

person1: Never let him go.

by Shawty bae_<3 December 21, 2021

Diego

Diego is a person which absolutely likes to eat. Food, more food, and stuff that is not even close to food. Beware of all Diegos, as they are most likely to eat you, in any way, shape or form possible. Diegos also like to lick stuff, as they are reminded of eating that same object, and its pure taste. Please be reminded that all Diegos only care about food and nothing else. Well, also things they can lick and put inside their mouths. So please beware. And stay away.

Isabelle: Ewwwww!!! Diego just licked me!!!!

Diego: Ohhhhh.... So delicious....

by dafunky2202 November 16, 2018

Diego

Diego is probably the most incredible person in the world. Loving and caring, he is the best boyfriend you could wish for. Above all he is so clever.

If you have a Diego in your live make sure to don't loose him. Because once you disappointed a Diego it's nearly impossible to have him back.

I am in love with Diego, FOREVER

by Linapapillon November 22, 2021

diego

an ugly person who is rude to others and hates the world he is also very fat and emo

eww is that diego

by bmxjsbbdhdbdj July 17, 2021

Diego

coolest, sweetest, most amazing person alive

"Are there any truly perfect humans out there?"
"Diego."

by Greenyyy April 24, 2021

Diego

A amazing man that is like a teddy bear. Is really smart and is quite shy. Will understand even the weirdest of people. Normally is a introvert and will stay hidden from people.

that man is smart but shy must be a Diego

by Random dude on the internet 69 September 11, 2019

San Diego plateau

The female reproductive organ that has been infected with a virus.

The gynecologist said "ma'am you have a San Diego Plateau between your legs and we need to amputate."

by TRUNDEL THE GREAT November 10, 2017