splasm

semen or the act of ejaculating

1. when my girlfriend finished sucking me off, she had splasm all over her face
2. After fucking this girl for over an hour, I was ready to splasm into her cunt

by Dave October 21, 2004

Splashed

To get some, primarily head.

"Ay bro im trynna get splashed tonight"

by Jujucoops November 3, 2009

Splash

Australian Rhyming slang for cash.

How much splash you got on you?

You got the splash?

by Matt Erickson July 9, 2007

Splatapus

To be so extremely tired that your are a gooey sticky mess on the floor- *splat!*

Omg, after helping Becky move, I'm a splatapus

by Suishin November 2, 2008

Splash damage

When you are taking a shit, and the urine contaminated toilet water from the last person flies up straight into your ass hole before it has time to close.

Samuel was taking a shit at the McDonals on Castro street in San Francisco but he forgot to protect himself from splash damage and now he has aids in his rectum.

by KablamoBill September 21, 2012

splashguard

Bug eyed glasses worn while getting a blow job

I was getting my dick sucked by my woman with her splashguards on, they kept my jiz out of her eyes when I blew my load all over her face.

by pnblwzd May 18, 2014

Splat

A fucking stolo duhhh

Damn fam you still got the splat?

by Hendrixxdawg January 21, 2018