Ski Ski skabernakle

Replaces every living thing

You are such a ski ski skabernakle

by Griddy on the body yeah February 21, 2025

Ski Doop

To do something swiftly, quickly, or excellently. Also "To Do".

Damn dawg. She just Ski Dooped that job like a pro.

by Trap Niggggg April 10, 2010

Ski Goblin

a slightly above average skier or snowboarder typically learning later in life as opposed to your typical madman. Ski Goblins often fall in love with the sport and feel the need to make up for lost time by skipping lunch and sending it down a black at Mach Jesus chasing last chair.

Hey where’s Mikey?

Probably out chasing last chair, dudes a total Ski Goblin.

by Seasoned shredder February 22, 2024

Cross-country skiing

The act of a female positioned between two male companions, a phallus clutched within each extremity, animatedly yanking, one hand up, and inversely the other hand thrusting down, so as to appear to be cross-country skiing.

Last night I walked in on Sarah cross-country skiing Matt and John. They were both smirking at me brashly.

by envenom July 2, 2019

Leadership Ski-Lift

The process in which leaders of colors are historically and intentionally overlooked for for leadership to center white people in leadership.

They say that they care about racial justice but their is a leadership ski-lift.

by G2evera June 7, 2022

Skis in jeans

Descriptive Phrase

Used to express palpable disgust or derision owing to acute inadequacy or unlikeabiity - especially of an irredeemable person.

Origin: Norse, New England, New Canada

Etymology: Post-American

“She ruined everything. She really skis in jeans.”

“He doesn't know what he's talking about and makes us look terrible. He skis in jeans.”

by BIGCITYFREAK March 8, 2025

Ski

When a woman gives two men handjobs simultaneously with one man on each side.

Also can be used as a term for the middle seat in the backseat of a car.

5 people are entering a car;
"Shotgun!"

"Window"
"Window"
"Damnit, I guess I'm skiing"

by Tanus July 11, 2022