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Ski Goblin

a slightly above average skier or snowboarder typically learning later in life as opposed to your typical madman. Ski Goblins often fall in love with the sport and feel the need to make up for lost time by skipping lunch and sending it down a black at Mach Jesus chasing last chair.
Hey where’s Mikey?

Probably out chasing last chair, dudes a total Ski Goblin.
by Seasoned shredder February 22, 2024
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Cross-country skiing

The act of a female positioned between two male companions, a phallus clutched within each extremity, animatedly yanking, one hand up, and inversely the other hand thrusting down, so as to appear to be cross-country skiing.
Last night I walked in on Sarah cross-country skiing Matt and John. They were both smirking at me brashly.
by envenom July 2, 2019
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SKIS IN JEANS

(ski:z In ʤi:ənz)
Idiom, declarative phrase

descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,

especially of an irredeemable person

Etymology: Old Norse skíth, English jean(s)

First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.
by Bigcityfreak March 3, 2025
mugGet the SKIS IN JEANSmug.

skiing in london

When a chick(or dude I guess) is getting Eiffel towered and J’ing off two other dudes at the same time.
Me, Steve, Jeff and Brian to this chick skiing in London last weekend. We were actually at Steve’s moms house. Steve’s mom is a nice lady.
by anonymous May 18, 2021
mugGet the skiing in londonmug.

ski back in

When you are black out drunk and use coke to come back to consciousness
Bro i was so drunk at that party, I had to ski back in
by Milfinc February 29, 2024
mugGet the ski back inmug.

ski tickets

Another stupid slang term to confuse everyone, a meaning for cocane as if there wasn’t enuff
Hey you know where I can get them ski tickets kid looking to make it snow
by punxneedpie January 28, 2018
mugGet the ski ticketsmug.

ski lift ticket

Hey bro, I'm looking for some ski lift tickets for the weekend... you have any?
by BigDSco April 19, 2018
mugGet the ski lift ticketmug.

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