skiing in london

When a chick(or dude I guess) is getting Eiffel towered and J’ing off two other dudes at the same time.

Me, Steve, Jeff and Brian to this chick skiing in London last weekend. We were actually at Steve’s moms house. Steve’s mom is a nice lady.

by anonymous May 18, 2021

ski back in

When you are black out drunk and use coke to come back to consciousness

Bro i was so drunk at that party, I had to ski back in

by Milfinc February 29, 2024

Jet Ski

Highly recommended for those who like it rough. The act of blowing a huge load on the floor then fingering a girl while simultaneously dragging her across the floor

Look at that mess on the floor! Peter must have been jet skiing that bitch from last night.

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams February 18, 2019

Ski Ski skabernakle

Replaces every living thing

You are such a ski ski skabernakle

by Griddy on the body yeah February 21, 2025

ski lift ticket

Slang for cocaine

Hey bro, I'm looking for some ski lift tickets for the weekend... you have any?

by BigDSco April 19, 2018

Ski

When a woman gives two men handjobs simultaneously with one man on each side.

Also can be used as a term for the middle seat in the backseat of a car.

5 people are entering a car;
"Shotgun!"

"Window"
"Window"
"Damnit, I guess I'm skiing"

by Tanus July 11, 2022

Cross-country skiing

The act of a female positioned between two male companions, a phallus clutched within each extremity, animatedly yanking, one hand up, and inversely the other hand thrusting down, so as to appear to be cross-country skiing.

Last night I walked in on Sarah cross-country skiing Matt and John. They were both smirking at me brashly.

by envenom July 2, 2019