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Facebook shower

Facebook-shower (or morning Facebook) – the phenomenon when for a person the first thing to do in the morning is to read the Facebook feed.

Some believe that this morning information inflow helps the brain to wake up. So some people “switch on” their brains in the morning by reading news or destructing several rows of beads. Others believe that this presents a manifestation of information addiction, and one should keep a tight rein on such actions.

According to the research conducted by SOASTA, 92 percent of New-Yorkers start their day with a smartphone check. Most often, respondents open e-mail (67%) and read Facebook news feed (40%).
– Hey there Tom!
Good morning Jesse!
– How was your start of the day?
– Well.. nothing special.. Facebook shower, coffee and Pokemon-Go walking to the office.
by digitalvocabulary.com August 17, 2016
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The Shower Effect

When one mistakenly thinks that one is alone in the house/apartment, and begins to do things one wouldn't do it one was with other people -- like singing, laughing at pictures of Hannah Montana, or fapping.
Chinbo: WHOOAHHHH WE'RE HALF WAY THERE! WHOOOOAHHHH LIVIN ON A --

Tyrone: Dafuq you doin' Chinbo?

Chinbo: Oops didn't see you there! You were so quiet you caused The Shower Effect...
by Eye_Ronick November 30, 2013
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Shower Cry

When, after putting up a brave front towards others, a person will end up crying while taking a shower (since no-one will be able to hear them).
Jade: I know it's been a difficult day for everyone but we've got through it. Now I'm off for a shower.
Sylvia: Going for a Shower Cry?
Jade: Pretty much.
by WatcherMark May 12, 2019
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Gentlemen's Shower

A shower that consists of copious amounts of cologne, body spray, and/or deodorant without actually showering. The purpose of the gentlemen's shower is to appear as a gentleman, even though you're a filthy slob who can't bother to shower.
John was running late for his interview so he took a gentlemen's shower as to appear as a functional member of society.
by TeoMcDohl December 15, 2014
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Musty shower

When you eat asparagus and then pee on someone
Do I have to pay extra for a musty shower
by Emperor assperigus November 17, 2016
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dad shower

A term that means two and a half hours. Derived from the fact that it takes dads this long to get out of the shower.
Person 1: When’s he going to be here?
Person 2: Give it another dad shower or so.
by Vtrevary November 16, 2019
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Wutang Shower

When your mate says he wants to Wutang the blunt but there’s no water around. So being the pal that your are you offer to Wutang Shower him. This is where you whip out a fat pizz down your mates throat to ensure the blunt goes down with ease.
Mate 1: Ayyy mate I think I’m about to Wutang this shit.

Mate 2: Make sure we have water around!

Mate 1:No, water around here.

Mate 2: Ayyy mate, I’ll spot you this one Wutang Shower, just this time though.

Mate 2: Thanks for being such a pal!

P.S.

might just be an Australian thing
by ThatHaloPlayer February 1, 2018
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