short count 

A term used to describe a small amount of product that is expexted to be larger. Usually referring to street drugs such as heroin, crack, crystal meth, etc

Man I just got three caps of boy from the dope man. Every one was half full. I think he's hitting them because I'm always getting a short count when he's serving.

short count by FairladyZ February 4, 2015

Short-stop! 

1)My nikname!
2)Tomas!!! Named me Short-stop (good times)!!
3)Shortstopz drunken n drugged up times.
4)Canterbury !!!!!!!
5)Short-stop loves life!!!!!!!!

"Yes Short-stop!, That statue has got a big nose!"

Short-stop! by Short-stop January 16, 2008

short trip 

To go out (to a bar or someones place) for a short duration of time.

short trippingshort stayshort tripshort stayingshort

JD: Hey, how's it going. Sorry I can't stay, I've got to be awake at 6 o'clock tomorrow.
Regis: There's nothing wrong with "staying short"/"going short"/"short tripping".

You go to a bar with the intent of being there only to be seen, have one drink, see someone that is conveniently available and GTFO (get the f**k out) as soon as possible.

short trip by JD Hall November 1, 2007

Short Sleeved Wizard 

You can see it coming

He tried to borrow money from you?
yeah, he's a real short sleeved wizard

Short Sleeved Wizard by Prof. dingus November 13, 2011

Short-bus

A short bus is a bus the is about 40% smaller and carries a bunch of retards ready for school.

Hey! Look a short-bus just past.

Short-bus by Richard Adkins December 12, 2017

Short-Answer 

Any answer that is not multiple choice, matching, or an essay.

a. Matt is a "dumbass," where the word in parentheses is the short-answer
b. solve: 2x=4, "x=2" where the word in parentheses is the short-answer

Short-Answer by Matt "The Dumbass" Mounts January 18, 2009

Short King 

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A coping mechanism for men who sit on or below the average height scale. Usually used in the presence of women in an attempt to prove worthiness, especially when real men are in the vicinity.

Man 1: All the women here won’t even talk to me, 5’ 8” isn’t even short. It’s above average! They don’t respect what it means to be a Short King.

Man 2: (Leaving with a woman) Poor guy over there, he seems to be coming up short all night.

Man 1: You’re only 6ft that’s not even that much taller than me!
Man 2: (Continues to leave and proceeds to laugh in tall)

Short King by TachankaSpankYa February 11, 2022