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shit-faced

The point at which you have consumed so much alcohol, that you are incoherent, have difficulty remembering simple things i.e where you live, how old you are, how ugly you are, how ugly that girl your about to sleep with is. Being 'shit-faced' is usually an experience you only want to try once, and never again.
"Jesus christ!! did I sleep with that thing last night?? I musta been totaly shit-faced"
by DC_daNMan January 29, 2004
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shit stirrer

Trouble-maker. One who adds fire to oil during peace time to create trouble.
Everything was fine until she came and started those rumours. Such a shit stirrer.
by NellyOdell March 27, 2013
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Boner Shits

When one suffers from the adverse side-effects (mostly bowel related) of Viagra.
Oh damn Clara, I have the boner shits.
by theface2277 July 20, 2013
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Holdrege Shit

Stemming from the population of small-town Holdrege, Nebraska; Holdrege Shit is defined as anything that meets one or more of the following conditions:

1. Any action or activity that seems to be redneck or something a backcountry USA person would engage in
2. A large-scale party foul, but the condition being that the person committing the foul had very little to drink/smoke
3. Any saying or proposed solution to a problem that does not make sense, and generally seems like something a hick would do
Person A: “We were shooting pumpkins in the field, the cops came and we pulled off on our four wheelers”
Person B: “That’s some pure, unadulterated Holdrege Shit”
by Thehebrewjew November 23, 2018
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Shit Ramp

The part of the butt crack that tapers into one's back. An area of the body that is frequently missed when washing often leading to an enormous build-up of crack cheese and crack gas. Particulate matter from shit ramp buildup is often expressed from the body by powerful farts.
Dude! Go scrub your shit ramp!
by lkdzzbls July 31, 2010
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Shit Soak

n. 1. One who is such a colossal ass that he absorbs the traits of assholery by which he is surrounded.
2. A person so lame that he adopts the ambient lameness by sporting such articles as a trucker hat, skinny jeans, seven o'clock shadow, or any variation of the tribal tattoo.

poseur asshandle moron plebe wannabe newb
charlie
Check that shit soak across the way with his suede Pumas and wallet chain! Let's judge him harshly.
by maestro41 April 16, 2010
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disco shit

Extremely high quality cocaine

Reference to cocaine that entered the U.S. in the late 70's and early 80's that was of unusually high purity.
"This is some disco shit," Jon said as he came up from insufflating a line. "Someone must have not have known to cut it."
by cptncoleian April 24, 2006
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