Traumy salami

Traumy salami is really whether you believe it or not truly the ultimate blessing. An experience that hits you and at the peak of your disbelief a massive wave of feeling utter disbelief wash over you and you race to figure out what exactly just happened to you, what events lead you to this place of absolute defeat. One has to ask themselves how in the midst of such confusion the traumy salami engulfed and consumed your existence while every unspoken need and desire have been fulfilled. Leaving you with a sense of satisfaction and at peace. Leaving you exactly where you should be. You will walk away with an everlasting feeling of knowing you have been totally wrecked and dominated by a true savage. An unbelievable force of nature. Respect the traumy salami, say the name so that it may echo across the land and all may know whats coming.

They just got put to bed by Traumy salami. Rest in peace.

by Vertigo812 August 24, 2025

greasing the salamander

The act of rubbing sun screen or sun tan oil on a fat person.

He takes off his shirt and has his wife greasing the salamander before they hit the wave pool.

by The Speedbag March 5, 2016

Doing The Salamander

Rubbing your nipples to sexually entice someone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This term came from FilthyFrank's song "Do The Salamnder"

Guy 1- Hey you know Girl 2?
Guy 2- No what happened?
Guy 1- She was Doing the salamander to Guy 3!
Guy 2- She's really that thirsty?

by e d g e l o r d December 10, 2017

Ewok Eating Salami

Ewok Vagina Hairy

A particularly unkempt vagina, all teeth, fur , strange noises and bits of meat hanging out, giving the appearance of a Star Wars Ewok eating salami

by Clothears May 29, 2018

Strangle the Salamander

When you strangle a salamander it explodes and releases its innards. These innards have the ability to create new life and they taste a bit salty if you know what I mean.

Damn, I have blue balls let me Strangle the Salamander to release me of my stress.

by A Cheeky Boy June 2, 2019

Squeezing the Salamander

Another way of saying "Choking the Chicken" or "Slapping the Salami"

I feel like Squeezing the Salamander today. It just feels right.

by Daddy Bobber 123 November 10, 2019

Eat your salamander

It is used to describe the intention of eating a salamander to show your hunger and your insanity. If you have a friend saying "Eat your salamander", they are cool

"I am going to eat your salamander," I said to my friend

by eatingsalamanders December 5, 2019