santa fe slip and slide

Sexual act involving shitting on your partners chest,and after oral gratification,sliding down to her torso.

WOW....I think I have a piece of corn in my ass after thatSanta fe slip and slide!

by OATMEALMAN July 1, 2011

Santa Bunny

A mix of The Easter Bunny and Santa Claus played by Earl Pickles to impress his grandson, Nelson. The first use of the Santa Bunny was Easter of 2011. To make a Santa Bunny, you get a Santa suit and cover it with an Easter Bunny head. This always makes kids laugh and is the best of both worlds. Even kids who don't like either one alone will love the Santa Bunny.

Opal: Hey Nelson, I think the Santa Bunny is coming! After all, it is Easter/Christmas!

Nelson: Oh boy, I bet Grandpa Earl is playing it. Its so much fun when I see him in that.

Opal: Yeah, the Santa Bunny is cute. I think I see him now.

Earl: (hopping down the hall) Ho ho ho! Merry Easter/Christmas! I got your Easter basket for you. Have been a good boy this year?

Nelson: Yes! I have been a good boy. This is great! Santa and The Easter Bunny - all mixed up. This is the best character I know.

Opal: Yes, but you haven't seen nothing yet. Wait till you see the Chocolate Fairy. Wait till you lose your next tooth. It will be awesome!

Nelson: Nice! But I still prefer the Santa Bunny. He's such a cutie! He hopped on down the chimney tonight. (Sung to the tune of "Santa Baby")

Opal: Don't you love it? This is sweet. The generosity of Santa plus the sweetness of a rabbit. The Santa Bunny is so cool. Santa Bunnies rule!

by Dusty's Baby Powder July 23, 2011

santamental

When you recall fond memories during the Christmas holiday.

I got all santamental when I saw my ex on Christmas eve.

by thepipe December 24, 2016

Santa Claus

A white bearded hippie who wears a red suit, boots, a red night cap, carries a bottomless burlap sack & is homies with rudolph & 8 other reindeer, yukon cornelius, a prospector who rescued rudolph & hermy from the abominable snowman named bumble, tamed bumble & had bumble put the star on tree then eventually, he discovered & opened up a peppermint mine. hermy, an elf who obviously wanted to have a career as a dentist so he also had permission from his boss to become one, gave the misfit toys to good homes, flies all over the world yearly & delivers good people what they deserve unless they get out of line!

Santa Claus is a true hippie when it comes to peace on earth!
Santa Claus:Ho, Ho, Ho!!, Merry Christmas, Homies!

by RealG92 April 9, 2017

Santa Claus

A pedophile who looks for children. He comes (cum) when it snows. He gives children dick shape candies. He has four ho(es) including Mrs.Claus. He sees everything a child does.

Santa Claus is a pedophile

by N3erd lover November 29, 2018

Santa Claus

A criminal mind who breaks into your house every Christmas eve eats your cookies drinks your milk and leaves mysteriously wrapped boxes under a tree in your house and shoves your socks full of random stuff

Im gonna sue Santa Claus for breaking a entry.

by Cthulhuyyy December 12, 2018

Santa

Santa is the sexiest thing the earth has, thats why all the children stay up all night to have one glanceat him, well guess what kids.STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SANTI LITTLE BITCHES,BOOTY CLAUS IS GETTING ME A NEW BOOTY FOR CHRISTMAS SO STAY THE FUCK AWAY.I only get to play on his beard that is pretty much a playground once a year.

*you wait impatiently for BootyClaus to come down the chimney
*Santa comes down the chimney with a sexy sounding thump
You:Hey Santi where is my new boots huh?
Santa:Right here child

*You are writing a letter to santa,
Letter:Hey santa,I have been naughty this year and i hope to be even more naughty when you come down my chimney next month.

by i am a pear that eats bears December 20, 2018