Mobile rider

a slut who can be booty called by almost everyone, this is the friend you would call if you want to get laid

dude i wanna get my dick wet, let's ring up Lexi for a quicky, she is such a mobile rider

by pppppppppsum August 7, 2011

bitch ride

A ride that totally sucks ass

Literally like you expected a good ass time

That rollar coaster was a total bitch ride!
Oh hell to dah nah I'm on a bitch ride!
BITCH RIDE!!!!!

by Something stupifd July 11, 2016

Dick Rider

Someone who likes or wears and agrees with something that is popular just because other people do

Johnny: I'm going to try out for the soccer team

Bob: you don't even like soccer

Johnny : So every one is trying out I might as well

Bob: You a Dick Rider

by The Truth teller 1017 August 19, 2017

a good ride

You were fun, but now we are done.

Babe, it's been a good ride, however I am moving on.

by the DreAmweaver June 11, 2017

Want to ride

-asking if she wants to ride you.

-asking if she wants to ride your penis / dick / cock / etc..

Guy: Hey, want to ride?
Girl: ummm I barely know you... but sure

by that_unicorndud May 27, 2018

South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride

The act of farting in a girls pussy by wrapping her vagina lips around the asshole of a gassy friend.

After a night of eating too many sloppy joes and hearing constant bitching from his wife, Andrew finally agreed to give Sarah the South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride she always wanted.

by FlipDogBoy February 22, 2011

Call of Duty Dick Rider

One who plays nothing but Call of Duty and can not accept the fact that Battlefield is way better just because the ride it's dick and just buy it because it's title say CALL OF DUTY and because a new one is made every year.

Friend: Yea, so you gonna get that mw3.
Me: Nope, that's a waste of money, bf3 is badass.
Friend: Battlefield sucks. everyone's turning in their copy for mw3.
Me: It's because you and everyone else are "Call of Duty Dick Riders".

by tmerc November 15, 2011