titty pills

the pills you keep in your bra on a night out

"sof geez one of you titty pills"
(finding more pills) "tiitttyyy piilllllsss;'

by shlurp12345 March 7, 2009

Scummy Polish

When one urinates into a half full can of Mountain Dew, and convinces someone to drink it.

Guys, Rick just drank a can of Mountain Dew that was full of my pee. I can't believe he fell for the Scummy Polish!

by The Notorious Mig June 16, 2011

The Polish Vacuum

The act of having very short bursts of anal sex to build up air in the anus, while listening to a fast tempo polka.

Man, I was blowing farts for hours after Tony gave me the Polish Vacuum. I was louder than the accordion!

by The Oktoberfest Giggler June 2, 2012

bean polishing

The act of female masturbation

"Jen spent all night bean polishing, she couldn't walk straight this morning."

by JizzySpunkbubbles August 26, 2013

polish alarm clock

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

by J.P. Higgenbottom July 1, 2008

Polish bath

When you boil water and use it to bathe your genitals to prevent stds

After banging that skank trench from pi beta alpha last night I had to take a polish bath.. still ended up with gonnarhea

by Ron Rico May 12, 2018

anal polisher

one who enjoys and excels in, when it comes to licking ass.

Holy hell, my girlfirend's tongue did a number on my ass. she's a fucking anal polisher.

by F_O November 10, 2008