Shitty Penguin

When you have to shit so bad you waddle like a penguin to keep your cheeks clenched to prevent shitting yourself

If you had some bad Taco Bell that isn't sitting right and you do everything in your power to keep from ruining your nice pair of jeans you might wanna try the Shitty Penguin to the mud shack

by ByeFelicia6969 November 2, 2018

Penguin

A gay bottom. The opposite of a bear.

I don’t wanna be on top, man! I’m a penguin!

by Sass Squatch November 10, 2018

Penguin Piss

Penguin Piss
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine

"Dude just totally rolled in Penguin Piss this morning, had to peel the sheets off:

by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017

crusty penguin

A dirty term for the male genitalia.

Ew. He has a crusty penguin, so I would never go home with him.

by Jay Frozen August 8, 2017

Penguin

Penguin is something really good

That new iphone is fucking penguin

Have you been to that new bar - totally penguin

by Lord Edgeware December 12, 2018

Alaskan penguin

when a man puts his ballsack inside a woman's booty during intercourse.

Did you see the recent post about the alaskan penguin sex position? Probably best done with lube if the nutsack is going in her booty.

by Tutorman January 8, 2019

Penguin Sniffing

When you huddle with a group of friends and sniff each other’s faces

Dan: you know I’ve been looking at all the people penguin sniffing recently and wonder if it’s a new trend

Steve: ... your on drugs

by Penguin sniffer June 22, 2018