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Panning for turds

The perverse and possibly masochistic pleasure of seeking situations that are likely to cause oneself to be outraged or offended, in order to be being outraged or offended by them.
"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."

Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".
by Lady Beefcake January 19, 2013
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Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle
Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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Frying Pan

When your girl has a sunburn and you drop your eggs on her face.
The good thing about Cabo was I got a frying pan from this girl I met.
by SlyDog1076 December 14, 2020
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Pan Miłosz

Very well known polish student. Thought to have graduated multiple times getting PhD in informatics. Despite that fact he is studying the same subject over and over again posing as a regular student, in order to argue with academic teachers. He is known for creating multiple "destroyers".
- "Yes, Panie Miłoszu. Exactly yes."
- "No worries, Pan Miłosz send his detroyer for tommorow's exam."
by j0tp3 November 23, 2021
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cat pan

An oversized woman the manages at a fast food and loves her cats. She has at least 80 cats and wreaks of cat litter. She also has oversized parachute pants with a very elastic waist band that she loves to stretch in front of her employees. Exposing her F.U.P.A without any cares.
She is such a cat pan! All she does is eat and talk to her shanal bead all night. Plus, she smells like a bunch of cats shit on her while she slept.
by McBigBooty January 27, 2020
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Pan-ic

When a pansexual person experiences gay panic for literally anyone (cooking pans included)
Harry: Oh my god did you see that cute guy over there?
Jienn: Yes. I spoke to him, he made me so flustered. Literally just pan-ic.
by Don'tWorryAboutItt January 12, 2022
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pan-meta theory

Theory of everything.

Theory that infinity^infinity dimensions moving at uncountable speed creates an orthogonal circle.
Pan-meta theory meets avant-nihilism which comes from the future. In avant-nihilism, a circle of shine is created if an infinite number of colors are deposited into the circle.

Pan-meta theory proffers that a plurality of multiverses reduces perfectly into a universe.
by zanderfin July 4, 2020
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