Neraka Jerk

Masturbate when adzan just started

Cum before it's over

*God judges Jimmy

God: nigga u goin to hell
Jimmy: but why God? I've always been a good person my entire life

God: u did neraka jerk once
Jimmy: lol worth it

by Adat Alil August 8, 2017

Jerk Safari

The act of Masturbating in every house or new place you go to and calling it your Jerk Safari. Photos are taken for memories.

Charlie: Yeah bro I've been on a 24 year jerk safari with no end in sight!

Stranger: Thats great man.

Charlie: Fuck oath champ!

by Mr Floral shirt June 12, 2014

Spider jerk

Sometimes called the quad jerk, or the four legged. When you try to jerk off with your feet, Both hands and fornicate yourself all at the same time.

Paul: “Did you tap Amanda last night?”
Zak: No I got too drunk so I just gave myself the good ol spider jerk.

Paul: Same!

by The unit42 October 8, 2018

Jerk Circle

A cult ritual formed by sexual cultists by masturbating in a circle around others doing the same. In the center there’s a porno playing.

“I’m board let’s call some people people over for a Jerk Circle”
“Sounds good, I’ll grab lube and tissues”

by Фщджу September 1, 2019

Biden jerk

A gay old man with penis

A Biden jerk shot me

by Nigward16274 November 5, 2021

off-jerk

when your jizz acquires superpowers and slowly but surely takes a sharp turn backwards away from the monstrosity you realise you are fucking

Oi Jim I saw you off-jerking to the pic of my girl bruh, Well done!

by shavakmatalia February 9, 2020

Jerk off!

“Jerk off!”
A phrase used to challenge someone in a dance battle that consists only of the jerk, a popular dance move originating in the 1960’s

“Guys, jerk off!”
*starts jerking*

by FoxenBoxen March 8, 2022