John: “yo man let’s go to the club, I’ll pick you up in five”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”
by Gian Luca 2 May 10, 2019
The NHL ice hockey team Carolina Hurricanes, as called by Don Cherry, the Canadian hockey writer and commentator, in 2019. The team became known for performing crazy post-game celebrations during the 2018/2019 NHL season.
These guys, to me, are jerks. They’re still not drawing fans. And I’ll tell you one thing: They better not do this in the playoffs. I know the rest of the people, all the broadcasters are afraid to say something … I know what I’m talking about. You never do anything like that. They’re still not drawing fans. They’re a bunch of jerks, as far as I’m concerned.
by Ostříž March 05, 2019
by TaintPro September 22, 2011
A cult ritual formed by sexual cultists by masturbating in a circle around others doing the same. In the center there’s a porno playing.
“I’m board let’s call some people people over for a Jerk Circle”
“Sounds good, I’ll grab lube and tissues”
“Sounds good, I’ll grab lube and tissues”
by Фщджу September 02, 2019
when you have a kidney stone in your urethra then you jerk off so when you cum it cuts up the inside of your penis
by Yungincel February 15, 2020
Example 1
Jessica: I saw you with Mark last night, why were you with that loser??
Rebecca: I was giving him a pity jerk
Example 2
Jon: Why did you like Samantha's new pic, you know she's a huge loser right?
Matt: It was a pity jerk man.
Jessica: I saw you with Mark last night, why were you with that loser??
Rebecca: I was giving him a pity jerk
Example 2
Jon: Why did you like Samantha's new pic, you know she's a huge loser right?
Matt: It was a pity jerk man.
by In your mom's DMs August 30, 2019
*God judges Jimmy
God: nigga u goin to hell
Jimmy: but why God? I've always been a good person my entire life
God: u did neraka jerk once
Jimmy: lol worth it
God: nigga u goin to hell
Jimmy: but why God? I've always been a good person my entire life
God: u did neraka jerk once
Jimmy: lol worth it
by Adat Alil August 08, 2017