luxury jerk

When you jerk-off inside of a condom.

Stacy couldn’t come over last night so I treated myself to a luxury jerk instead.

by Luxurious jerker August 24, 2020

Jerk Punch

Made famous by an anonymous source, it is the act of punching someone in the arm from up to down in a jerking motion with your knuckles resulting in a dead arm and possible brusing. Used to show displeasure after an insult that you have no comeback for.

Joe: Get the hell out of here gaylord.
Anonymous: <Jerk punch> Fuck you!
Joe: Dammit! i hate when you do that, prick!

by ANARCHY95 November 19, 2010

Jerk It Up

Looking something up, with the intentions of jerking off to it

Tonight I think i'm going to jerk it up to some celeb nudes

by Mister. K January 30, 2016

sneak jerk

the action of air masturbating your boy and yelling SNEAK JERK in a spy like fashion

Sitting next to ya homie "SNEAK JERK"

by god6969696969669 September 23, 2021

closet jerk

someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.

"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."

by Caaulolo September 16, 2020

off-jerk

when your jizz acquires superpowers and slowly but surely takes a sharp turn backwards away from the monstrosity you realise you are fucking

Oi Jim I saw you off-jerking to the pic of my girl bruh, Well done!

by shavakmatalia February 9, 2020

jerk spice

Male ejaculation.

Katie was round for dinner the other night and complained that my cooking was shit so I put some jerk spice on her chicken.

by Graydawwwg February 23, 2012