nine assholes

Phrase used to describe someone who is being the most idiotic or irritating person you have ever seen, so much that calling them an asshole would be an underestimation. Asshole times nine.

That driver is being nine assholes, she just ran a red light while talking on her phone and then flipped me off when I honked my horn at her.

by sarcasticallybrilliant June 16, 2018

Nine-eleven

The sexual act, wich takes place when two girls get on their knees beside each other. Then two men proceed to strike them down with their erect shafts

You bro we should totally Nine-eleven those girls over their

by Mike cockenr January 5, 2018

Nine

An odd but good number
1. Can refer to an age
2. Can refer to a pussy that has 9 lives

3. The number of the devil/ lucifer
4. A number thats you can buy a gram of weed with

Number Nine in this bitch

by KingInnaEarth February 2, 2021

Hixty nine

Two people simultaneously performing a hickey to one another.

Come here baby and nuzzle in my neck, let’s hixty nine each other.

by cumsniffer lickmaballs April 1, 2019

Dicksy Nine

A sexual position where two men have anal sex with each other at the same time.

Those two nukes are back there in the engine room dicksy nineing it up again.

by Tarheel13 November 12, 2019

nine mile Kyle

A whiteboy who is in tune with Detroit street or music culture. Street names are used interchangeably (12 mile, 8 mile, 6 mile, etc...) but "Kyle" is immutable.

Kwan: Wow who is that handsome young man filming a music video for his hit single, King of Farmington?

TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.

Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.

by YoloKushMcBlade December 19, 2022

Sleepsty-Nine

Sleeping position similar to spooning, but in a 69 position where each person’s head rests atop the other’s knees.

Your breath smells worse than your farts, let’s sleepsty-nine.

by Trail5Crew March 7, 2022