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The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.

Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green
"mate fuck monster plus i'm gonna get a monster times.... my ring's gonna go mad in the mornin tho"
by Jonty September 8, 2004
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monstercam

In the movies/TV, we sometimes see the characters from the point of view of some as-yet-unseen monster. The camera frequently pans back and forth or moves through tall grass or bushes. The purpose is to help build suspense.
Something is stalking the survivors on Lost, but we mostly only see the monstercam footage.
by Dan among Den March 7, 2008
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Monster Chug

A method of alchohol consumption by which the drinker pulls his shirt from his waist completely over his head, thus creating a "monster", and consuming their beverage through their shirt.
Let's all do a monster chug to celebrate that touchdown!
by Danw84 October 29, 2009
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Monster Turnip

Where you take the largest turnip you can find, draw a face on it, and then go take a shit in a watermelon rind.
An upscale apartment where santa clause is kickin it with mrs clause. A bird flies in the window with a bandana covering its face like a bandit, calls them Jews, and flies away.

-Monster Turnip Stories
by Knargle Consumer July 3, 2011
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Monsterhol

A drinking combination of an alcoholic beverage and monster ripper on nights out.
Guy: Can I have a Monsterhol please darling
Barmaid: Most certainly sir.

Guy: Cheers babe. Keep the change.
by Cibocchi September 2, 2012
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Monster in your closet

Your secret gay side, that only appears during Fridays
Menisnt1: Hey man did you know it wa-
Menisnt2: YOU MEAN GAY FRIDAY
Menisnt1: OMG LIKE IT's MONSTER IN YOUR CLOSET
by Mexxican Trump April 5, 2019
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Monster Donks

nickname for someone with really big titties
dayummm she got some monster DONKS😈”
by I’m already tracer. February 11, 2021
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