Monica

Monica is a fat lazy bitch, says she goes to the gym but never does, will never get skinny and will always stay fat with a face full of bad acne, thinks she’s cute but isn’t, dates guys that don’t even live near her but live overseas and says they live near here but they don’t, she’s talk shit about everyone behind their backs.

Nevi “I’m scared she might sit on me and suffocate me”
Yoa “I know right”

Jas has “i don’t know why people like her”

Monica “hey guys”
*silence”

by Kajajajaja May 31, 2020

monica

a manipulating little bitch who wants people to do things that she is too wussy to do, so she gets other people to do what she wants, she may seem innocent and nice but really deep down she's a back stabbing whore.

girl 1: OMG, monica is such a back stabber, she flirted with my boyfriend

girl 2: but she seems so nice

by dancing friend December 29, 2013

Monique

A bobblehead, a runner, a slut, a blockhead, a bustdown, a hoe, a nasty bitch, a tar beasty goon looking female, ugly with no alibi. a avis. wishes she was something more than a hood rat so walks around with her head stuck up her ass.

she need to quit while shes ahead before she catches something like most moniques.

by formaly known as trinity g February 6, 2010

Monica

A girl who is pretty but is a bitch. she makes fun of other people for being flat when she is fucking concave as all hell. she is constantly fishing for compliments and is a thirsty hoe. She is always telling you who you can and can't like and if you say something like mac n' cheese she will be like "OMG DONT SAY THAT" and she is constantly on snapchat saying how she is fat when in reality she is not. Monica is the kind of person who will hang out with all of the hot guys and never let anyone else talk to them. Monica is a hoe who will bend over for any hot guy she sees. Monica is a slut.

God don't be such a monica

by slasher34 June 5, 2018

Monica

Someone who is not to be trusted. If you are dating her she will control your very existence down to the shoes that you wear. She seems sweet but she is actually plotting your demise. She is anorexic and makes her children feel as though food is the devil. Food is not the devil, she is. She is just god awful and if you get the chance, run. Don't turn your back to her because she will stab it when she gets the chance. She is like a spider and you will get eaten if you fall into her web. OH wait, I forgot, she doesn't eat. She is the spawn of Satan and is on a whole new level of evil.

Person 1: Did you see that pale skeleton in a backwards jean mini skirt?

Person 2: Yeah, that's Monica.

Person 3: Hey! That's my wife!

Person 2: I'm sorry for your loss.

by FUNNYBUN June 23, 2016

Monique

Is a fun person soon as you get to know them she don't like people she's either straight or bisexual mean if tried

Doesn't fw most people and has trust issues but is funny and. Pretty

Omg she's such a Monique

by Braceface_niii January 6, 2020

Monica

A controlling, but loving individual. She loves attention, and is very popular. She sticks by your side no matter what happens in life. Monica has a sweet smile, but no none on the planet can say 'no' to her.

Monica- hey, can I get your number?
Guy- sure thing, Monica!

by BuggySweetheart888 June 14, 2018