Michael

Sexy beast. Likes cheese, sweaters, and jello. Has the biggest dick in the world and can shake the bed hard. Likes people with brown hair. Lots of funny jokes. Everyone loves him. One of a kind. Average height, average baseball abilities, but above average sex skills.Strongest guy. and is the best kisser on the lips and ass! Dont let your Michael go.

Well ofcourse, that kids name is Michael!

by cooljJjJjJjJ7855 July 6, 2011

Michael

Michael is the name that guys get. Michael's tend to be funny guys, and they always have several girls who like him. Their funny, mostly play sport, and are very creative. When people meet him, they always like him as a friend, and occasionally like him more than friends. He likes having long lasting relationships, but he doesn't like going to fast with girls.

Girl 1: Hey that's Michael, isn't he looking nice today?
Girl 2: Yeah, I wish I could be with him.

by Mim2012 September 26, 2012

Michael

A badass who is awesome and doesn't care what anybody thinks about him. He is amzing in every way. A person who has the name Michael is the best human being alive!!!!!

I love Michael!

by me2635 May 12, 2014

Pulling a Michael

To attempt to leave a conversation, but to be pulled back again and again.

Rob: Well, I can't focus on my paper, so I'll chat you.

Becky: You said that five minutes ago! You're pulling a Michael.

by EoPhGsY November 18, 2010

michael dukakis

An extreme loser. One who not only looks the part of a loser but acts the part as well. In reference to the Democratic presidential candidate of 1988 with the outrageous eyebrows and some of the worst political strategy ever.

Kid #1: Dude did you see that guy just fall off the roof?

Kid #2: Haha...yeah what a michael dukakis!

by livillgringo April 2, 2009

Brett Michaels

(adj.) excessively large and fake.

"That girl has Brett Michaels tits."
(Watch Rock of Love. The word will make so much more sense.)

by tits s. January 18, 2009

Michael Bolton's toes

Noun: A "secret", publicly acceptable word, to let your friends know that someone nearby has nipples visible through their clothing.

(usually and attractive woman, although a fat guy may be referenced for comedy effect.)

1. "Michael Bolton's toes!" used in no other context, so as to obscure it's true meaning. Do NOT say "That chick has Michael Bolton's toes."

by Atom G September 1, 2008