Muff

Muff to me, is, something that is very undesirable. Also, something that is considered garbage or worthless.

"Did you see Batman vs Superman? It was compete muff, I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy."

by Poos Yoosy August 1, 2017

Muffbust

1. v. to have sex

2. n. the act of having sex

I would diffidently muffbust those girls over there!

by brookwood(1) May 12, 2011

muff banter

Oral sex on a woman.

That guy was an expert muff banterer.

by fatface August 5, 2006

muffalo

More bush in the danger zone than on a whole buffalo. Shit.

That muffalo engulfed her belly button.

I had to bushwack that power triangle.

Fucking hell!

by big biff and the chubbs January 22, 2005

muff butt

A thick patch of pubes (pubic hair) that resides just above, and into, the crack of ones ass. This is not in reference to a small bit of hair, but rather to a patch of some considerable girth.

In playing basketball, using the traditional shirts and skins method: "I don't want to guard him on the post, he has a total muff butt."

by Anus Beeker December 30, 2006

Muff Cake

A person(s) whom can be identified as a Muff; A hairy vagina; Idiot.

That kid is a muff cake!

by Fletcherx December 30, 2006

Muff Cabbage

its an elusive , all-encompassing Jerseyan insult.

you muff cabbage you ain't nothing but muff cabbage!
What's mufff cabbage?

It's a Jersey thing.

by elle088 October 20, 2010