Dusty Jellyfish

An elderly woman's vagina.

I had some nice dusty jellyfish last night.

by Niles Jones May 2, 2010

Period Jelly

When menstrual fluid solidifies inside a woman's vagina and then slips out as a jelly like substance.

I didn't realise I was on the rag until I stood up and a big lump of period jelly landed on the carpet!

by tattybogel January 26, 2011

peanut butter and jelly: sock 'em in the belly!

A kindergarten game where one kid says the refrain, "Peanut Butter and Jelly!" and another kid repeats it. After the second kid says it, the first kid says, "Well, sock 'em in the belly!" and lets fly a fist into the second kids stomach.

Kid #1: "Hey! Say this: "Peanut Butter and jelly!"
Kid #2: "Okay. Peanut Butter and JellY!"
Kid #1: "Well, then, "peanut butter and jelly: sock 'em in the belly!"
(Followed by a sucker punch to the solar plexus.)
Kid #2: "Ouch! you friggin douche!"

by Virgil Smooch March 12, 2010

comb the jelly

A male procedure that involves using a comb to remove semen has run down the shaft into the pubic hair. A fine toothed comb is recommended as it gets the bulk of it out in one go.

Room Mate #1: Ahhh man what happened my comb.. what's this stuck in the teeth?

Room Mate #2: Sorry dude, I cracked off a messy one last night and had to comb the jelly.

by mr_dirtboxII May 18, 2010

jelly bracelets

At our school, there's @ least 2 diff. meanings 4 each one! Some ppl think that they mean...
red- lapdance
black- sex
purple- something about sex toys
green- hug
yellow- kiss/make out
clear- w/e the person that takes it off of u wants

others think
black- if a guy takes it off u, u gotta kiss him
(no meanings 4 others)

and the most popular one is
black- goth/punk
purple- virgin
red- single
blue- bad girl
yellow- kiss
orange- make out
green- hug
pink- no meaning
white- flash
clear- no meaning.

I go along w/ the last one. although, if someone snaps one off your wrist, it dose mean something really disgusting. someone did that to me last year, and i just turned around and slapped them!

by E.N.D. April 4, 2004

jellybeans

weed, pot, marijuana.

hey bro you got the jellybeans?
yeah dude tonight is going to be legit!

by nickman95 March 23, 2011

Jelly Bird

1. To float like a jelly fish in the water, only in the air like a bird.

2. Really high.

1. Hell yeah I wanna float like a jelly bird.

2. Man i'm so f%*#ed up, I feel like a jelly bird.

by Slow Dragon February 17, 2004