jackson pollack 

when a girl is giving you head and you pull out to pause and contemplate your next masterpiece, then you violently splatter-paint her face with jizz.

Bruce was drunk while getting head from his girlfriend so he decided to Jackson Pollack her face, and then later auction it off once he sobered up.

jackson pollack by Musclepants July 11, 2006

eyeless jack 

The sexiest kidney eater to ever exist holy hell you definitely want to bring lube.

"Gah, Eyeless Jack is so desu...."

eyeless jack by Memetaculr October 14, 2016

Peter Jackson

Critically acclaimed New Zealand director, best known for the LOTR Trilogy and King Kong. Ever since, Jackson has become a major Hollywood heavyweight, respected for his perfectionism, yet carefree kiwi attitude.

"Peter Jackson used to ride between the studios on a bike in shorts and a loose tee."

Peter Jackson by Kingi December 27, 2008

jack jacked 

When a guy is jacking off and is interrupted by a second individual who "lends a hand" and finishes the job.Ideally,the interloper could be the wife,girlfriend,a hot maid,or cute neighbor girl. Strangely,the good samaritan could be a sister,grandma,brother or roommate.

I was choking the chicken when my sister's hot friend barged in the bathroom and jack jacked me.

jack jacked by wolfbait51 May 24, 2011

jack material 

Items looked at to obtain pleasure while jacking off.

Usually a picture, but can be a video.

While surfing MySpace I found many doogie's that posted pictures that made excellent JACK MATERIAL.

jack material by Brownie Johnson September 10, 2008

Jack Anderson

bassist. obsessed with the loveless vinyl, and finally got it . .

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me: hi-
jack anderson: loveless vinyl!!!!!

Jack Anderson by crackkkkislife January 18, 2019

What would Jack do? 

A question comonly asked by people when in a situation of doubt. Usualy followed by gunfire or frequent use of the phrase "DAMMIT!"

Daughter: "I told you Dad, I don't do drugs!"
Father asks himself: What would Jack do? Before breaking the girls arm behind her back and shouting "WHY ARE YOU LIEING TO ME?"

What would Jack do? by Scott... August 8, 2006