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french horn 

When a man tucks his penis and balls in between his legs so they stick out from under his ass and another person blows him while squeezing his balls as if they were trumpet valves. Preferably the giver's nose is nuzzled tightly between the receiver's ass cheeks.
I had swamp ass that day, so when Jake decided to give me a,"french horn," I hestated, then quickly said yes anyway.
french horn by unclePico March 5, 2012
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A horn is a musical instrument used in many classical compositions. It's known for its beautiful sound. Commonly used in fanfare. Sounds intense when there is at least 4 of them. Also known as the "French" Horn, though it did not originate from France. Type French Horn in on YouTube.

Also known as a slang word for penis.
"Did you hear the horns in the Olympic theme? Amazing."

"Time to toot my horn!"
horn by 3749510784781 January 1, 2009
Last night I was feeling sexy and hornby
Hornby by Sorrell January 20, 2005
-a person that is only interested in seeing how many girls or guys then can hook up with and they are incapable of having a real relationship
omg that mike kid is such a horndog. i hate him

That kid is such a horndog, his friend had to pull him off of a girl because he wouldnt stop hooking up with her.
horndog by jls October 19, 2005

shoe horn 

A hot girl with an ass so tight that you need a shoe horn to get your dick inside.
WOW - check out that Shoe Horn in the corner!
shoe horn by DarkRob2000 April 24, 2006

Hornball 

An act of horniness , males get it.
Bertina; God damn john is such a hornball.
Erstiny; Wink at him.
Hornball by Raunchy Baby September 6, 2010

hornswaggling 

hornswaggling is having sex with a retard because they make noises like various type of horns.
Hey Joe want's to get lucky with some Special Olymics contestants. He loves hornswaggling
hornswaggling by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006