First start with her dog-style with you behind. Next you need to extend your index, ring and pinkie. The third step you need to line up and ram the index finger in the butt and the two other fingers in the vag. Make sure you have the index finger on your free hand curled to resemble a fish hook. When you ram it in, you'll 'shock' her and make her look back. This is when you want to use that 'fish hook.' Slide that finger in her mouth and pull back like you got a Marlin.
When I was attacking Catory from behind she yelled harder...so I pulled out and gave Tinker Bell the old Captain Hook!
by Kevin Todd Ruthven May 4, 2005
Get the Captain Hook mug.To curl your finger in a J shape and use it to lift someone's breast in an upward motion. Usually only done to fat kids or girls with big boobs.
My Girl friend annoyed me so much today, I had no choice but to J Hook her so hard her boob hit her in the face.
by take1 May 19, 2008
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by Agent S November 30, 2003
Get the the hook mug.Pittsburgh Native and formerly from the band Transition, Dustin Hook is the most attractive and popular member of the band -My American Heart.
Lauren: Did you see Dustin Hooks new myspace picture?
Jillian: Um... duh! He looks gorgeous!
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Jillian: Um... duh! He looks gorgeous!
Dustin Hook : My American Heart :: Justin Timberlake : N*sync
by Jillian. July 28, 2008
Get the Dustin Hook mug.When a person rubs their index finger along their guch, then proceeds to form a hook with the index finger. The finger is then inserted into the mouth of an unsuspecting individual so as to simulate that person being hooked like a fish. A more sinister aproach to the fish hookmaneuver. This move is usually performed on a person that is being an asshole or just plain will not shut up.
Guy 1- Dude, Jason is acting like a real asshat tonight.
Guy 2- Yeah I know. I'm going to play some football then give him the old Guch Hook. That should teach him.
Guy 2- Yeah I know. I'm going to play some football then give him the old Guch Hook. That should teach him.
by Pete_guitar January 23, 2009
Get the Guch Hook mug.Verb: The act of fish-hooking a woman by the *ahem*, private area, usually used to move said woman out of one's way
Joe: Bitch just wouldn't step off. So I vag-hooked her across the room
Jim: You da man! *high fives*
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Jim: We're both going to hell for this.
Joe: Yup.
Jim: You da man! *high fives*
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Jim: We're both going to hell for this.
Joe: Yup.
by Mr_Yellow January 18, 2010
Get the Vag-hook mug.When someone sticks their finger up the ass hole and through to the vagina. If it is not specified who is doing the junt hooking it is your father.
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