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collywobbles in my gummydoodles

I feel like I have collywobbles in my gummydoodles
by dc August 4, 2003
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grumpy trail

At the time you are hooking up with someone you have an extreme sensation to drop a duece you then do it right there from their belly button down to penis or vagina. Which then it is no longer a happy trail it is a grumpy trail. (this may work best when your partner is handcuffed so then they can not stop or prevent the grumpy trail)
"Yeah i guess Tyler and Mary Jo doing their casual daily routine (afternoon delight) and tyler gave Mary Jo a grumpy trail. And to top it off Mary jo is Tylers mom (RUMP)"

"It was a warm summer day at Beaver Lake, Brookes (45) and Emma (14) just got done jet skiing on the shithole they call their lake. Emma laid Brookes down on the sand then giving him a warm sensational grumpy trail. So sational Brookes moaned, "I LOVE YOU PATTY!!"
by Mia Queefington December 24, 2007
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Gump 401K

A retirement plan, of sorts, for mostly white trash University of Alabama people, usually living in the South. Generally speaking a low-end wage earning Gump will claim a back injury and go to an unscrupulous Gump doctor (Yes, there ARE gumps who managed to complete med school and residency, and become licensed) who will assist in the claim of a debilitating health condition. Ultimately the participant in the Gump 401K will receive a monthly check, tax free, so technically we could refer to this plan as a Gump Roth IRA.

The recipients can usally be found hanging around Auto Zone trying to return a 10 year old starter from one of the many broken down Firebirds (aka trailer park Corvette) sprinkled in front of their God-forsaken turd shack of a house but don't understand that Auto Zone does not accept starters actually purchased at Advance Auto.

Some like-minded individuals will also participate in a Mama Gump 401K. This is where the least successful of a Gump mother's offspring returns to his birth home and mooches off said mother's social security check. On account of an unhealthy need for familiar approval, the mother freely allows the formerly errant son to have full reign of the double-wide mobile home. He may even make a half-hearted attempt to rebuild the transmission from his '77 Trans Am that he spray painted black and gold to look like Smokey's car as in "Smokey and the Bandit." He constantly claims to be looking for work when he is not reading the Auto Trader. Usually these people talk of an imaginary check that they will be receiving as a result of a settlement in a lawsuit filed against his employer after a fall from a roof some 6 years ago.

This individual can be seen at the local Wal-Mart, staring carefully and nervously at cold medicine boxes. Said indivual will usally have a bottle of acetone or Heet brand water remover in his cart and quite possibly a container or two of drain cleaner. Tonight he ain't fryin' catfish; he's gonna make a batch of shithouse meth. He will pay for the purchase by returning the Similac cans he "purchased" a week earlier using the WIC vouchers (sort of like food stamps for babies)intended for his numerous illegitimate half-wit Gump kids.

Mama, did my check come in today? I need to buy a three neck Pyrex boiler for the shed.

gump 401k--retirement plan for broke-ass rednecks who could not read the questions on the asvab which is a prerequisite to join the alabama national guard.
BobbyRay had a supervisor's job lined up at the chicken farm but decided to step in chicken shit, fall on his ass, and get hisself a Gump 401K.
by Wayne Windsor March 16, 2009
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glumpy

Darnell gives glumpys for 2 dollars.
by Frank April 8, 2005
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gumby

somebody that has a severe problem between their brain and their limbs...run like a paraplegic...drop things all the time...miss their nose and poke their eye...cant aim...unco-ordinated in a way that everybody sees that something is wrong, but dont know what it is...well its because theyre GUMBY
cant you catch the ball you gumby cunt:
hey that gumby chick tripped over her own feet:
i asked for body art and the gumby shit managed to blind me block my nose and paint my tongue with thinners, get the drift?
by stevo November 28, 2004
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Gumping

Somthing that is disgusting or smelly. Generally foul. Someone who is very ugly. Someone who is obese.
Can be used as adjective or noun.
Has different meaning in different contexts
-That man is gumping. (Note: he could be smelly or ugly)
-That sewage leak is gumping.
-Did you see that fat woman on television? Yeah, she was gumping
by WelshMaster101 April 15, 2011
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Gummy Bear

Word used to describe someone who has all gums when they smile or laugh.
Carol's a gummy bear.
by Ghorn February 20, 2010
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