Grip and Rip

When you jerk off dry inside of coveralls at work

C.B: Hey thomas what did you do today

Thomas: I just had a grip and rip in the sieve shack today inside of my coveralls

C.B: Thats sick and rad I'm canadian

by grand_dady November 19, 2009

monkey grip

The devouring of fabric unintentally into the vaginal crevass of a female.
See camel toe, or moose knuckle

Jesus, I had to use my truck and a logging chain to get her panties out of that giant monkey grip!

by Soup April 3, 2003

Gorilla Grip

When you grab your dick so hard that you pop a vein

I had to be hospitalized because I pulled off the gorilla grip

by Dr. Clump February 26, 2019

Grinspork

Some odd tall lanky kid with no life

"Man that guy Grinspork, sits on his computer all day"

by Jon June 8, 2003

Grip a Commish

a healthy handful of commission

yo you just got a huge grip a commish!

by nikwax February 21, 2009

gripition

the act of having grip

I had good gripition on the handle bars

by Natedawg211 February 3, 2010

Hog grip

A sexual position in which the female is on all fours, the thumb of one hand is lubed and inserted into the rectum. The index and middle fingers of the other hand are used for leverage in the snout of said specimen. Often used in combination with rodeo.

She squealed like a pig as I applied the hog grip.

by Waino May 4, 2004