Gary Bollans

A reference to the male reproductive organs, testicles or eggs.

She was so angry with him for having a bad game that she kicked him right in the Gary Bollans

by Supersimo0 August 10, 2006

Happy Gary

Happy Gary is this little fellow right here - ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ. He is called this because his name is Gary and he is very happy. Happy Gary lives to be worshipped. We are all lesser beings when faced with the magnificent beauty that is Happy Gary.

Person 1 - hello, do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior?
Person 2 - oh god, is it Jesus?
Person 1 - no, not someone as fictitious as him. I am, of course, referring to the lord himself Happy Gary. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

by PugISuppose November 23, 2021

gary wow

Gary Wow is like a Gary, with additional wow. Gary wow is the highest observed state of Gary. Other states of Gary are Kerfuffle and Kaput

It was funny seeing Gary get escorted to the living room in that state. Rather than being a liability, he turned out to be a net asset! Gary Wow!

by daddy-ted June 13, 2020

Gary

Gary is the easiest guy to be around. And the easiest guy to fall in love with! You don’t even have to try. He never makes you feel judged or inferior to him- unless it’s regarding a game and/or sport, in that case, Gary is very competitive. He’s just a genuine guy. Kind and funny. Sweet and charming. An introverted extrovert. So, it may take some time to get to Gary in all his glory but believe me, he’s worth it.

Well, I’m so in love with Gary.

by Thatchubbybunny November 22, 2021

Gary Noob

A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.

Person 1: Robert absolutely destroyed him on the dance mat.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Gary Noob.

by Bob Dinger August 24, 2011

gary lafave

a narcissist that's cracked out and a little pussy

the ops are gary lafave's

by lil marco 999 September 15, 2022

Girthy Gary

Girthy gary is typically associated with a younger male that can't grow facial hair and has a bit of girth is his genital area but this is not a bad thing

Crash has a older brother that is considered a Girthy gary

by madgoblin5000 February 23, 2019