Gary

Is the worst thing you can possibly be called. You're unreliable. The most unreliable. The gayest of the gays. The fattest of the fats. So unreliable that you make German cars reliable. A Gary is a fat ankled lesbian. A Gary is someone who will show up to a birthday party with no gift and eat the cake first.

Being a Gary is being called so useless that anything else would have been better. Don’t be a Gary.

by Nuggets25469 September 6, 2025