Fuzznucking

The act of masturbating in your mothers basement over and over again without cleaning up in between said masturbation.

He was fuzznucking all day instead of getting a job.

by BukueOn3 June 21, 2011

fuzzlewhomper

The act of taking a dump in a strangers house and not flushing and wiping and leaving the tp in the sink.

Dude, i just fuzzlewhomped your bathroom. Ahh man your such a fuzzlewhomper.

by mr. whomper August 23, 2011

fuzzy moan bone

1: a pubic hair style which entails shaving all of the hair except that which grows on the shaft of the penis.

2: an event after sex with a woman with a full bush, where some of her pubic hair is glued to your penis with cum.

1: Hey, man! I just shaved my junk into the Abraham Lincoln!

Wait a minute, bud. You gotta try out the fuzzy moan bone. Women love that shit.

2: Dude, last night I pulled out of this girl and my shaft was covered in her pubes. She called it the fuzzy moan bone.

by Axenukkapoon August 26, 2013

fuzzy douglas

A vagina with a three-day beard. Specifically the vagina of a woman who shaves, but has not done so in more than two days and less than one week.

Yo, did you go down on Marie last night?

I started to, but she had a fuzzy douglas. That shit felt like sand paper.

by Funkyard August 20, 2013

Fuzzy Knob

Taking your dick and dipping it in splooge, then bone a pillow until the pillow fluff gets stuck on your dick and your dick should look like a Fuzzy Knob!

Man1: Dude, you were so drunk last night!

Man2: What did I do that was that bad?

Man1: You walked up and poked a cop with your Fuzzy Knob!!!!

by Virginity-Napper September 19, 2013

fuzzy altoid

The fuzzy altoid is a strong mint candy, generally covered in combination of lint, desperation, random food crumbs, gravel, hopelessness, and any other purse leavings. Mostly found in the bottom of a 60+ yr Caucasian females purse. Sometimes can be a tasty treat for an unsuspecting grandchild.

Little Billy was hungry and desperate, searching through nana's purse, he ran across a fuzzy altoid. After he ate it, Billy was asked how it tasted. "Like a mint wrapped in mold".

by apafor2 October 15, 2013

Fuzzy Notions

A made up word pretentious people use when they can't think of another word to describe a feeling.

Example: "from a managerial standpoint, these productivity numbers are giving me fuzzy notions"

by JPM2014 March 10, 2014