The Farris Factor

A true miracle of the world, one of God's own proto-types.

See: Scott, Batman, Jesus, Daddy Scott

1. Incredibly good looking. Usually found surrounded by a group of girls but can sometimes be found laying back and reading a book. Always there when you need someone to talk and can easily make you laugh. Friends always come first.

2. Possibly, and most likely the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is passionate, caring, funny, thoughtful, extremely handsome, and overly energetic! Always horny, but does not think with his overly huge wang.

3. Is extremely intelligent, funny, kind, and always there for you. He usually has a plan to do something to better the world, but spends a great amount of time playing CAPTAIN-SAVE-A-HO. Liked by a lot of people and is very,very attractive.

Girl one: Gee last night guess who i hung around?

Girl two: Duh girl I already know everyone was hanging around The Farris Factor, he has a great personality.

by Quick Girl September 15, 2011

Like cookies in a Keebler factory

1. Something extremely common, ordinary, mundane, or insipid. Mass produced.

2. Refering to people that mindlessly follow the crowd for no reason other than the need to fit in.

What you may call dressing up is probably what I call the thousand-duplets uniform: what the hoi polloi who are cranked-out en masse like cookies in a Keebler factory feel compelled to wear on such occasions to fit in.

by Bill gronos October 26, 2006

factory fever

Distorted feelings and attraction toward co-workers, whom you would normally not be attracted to; Usually due to long hours at work and limited contact with other human beings

"I've totally developed somewhat of a crush for my manager... he is not attractive at all. Factory fever is at work again"

by kagforever September 26, 2010

Fuctoring

Originally coined by software developers, fuctoring has broad business applicability. Fuctoring is the process of adding unnecessary complexity or byzantine logic and process to fight your inevitable career obsolescence. Fuctoring ensures the bulk of your work output is not usable by others in your absence.

"I know I could do this simply, but a little well-planned fuctoring will make it much harder for them to fire me."

by g-worder June 16, 2012

factory system

an arrangement bringing manufacturing steps together in one place to increase efficiency

When they steam engine was invented, this imroved the factory system.

by ANONYMOUS739292 February 28, 2017

Fictorious

Manipulating by means of a lie, a scam or omitting truth in order to win.

The canidate, as usual, was fictorious at the end of the race.

by VEER MORTAL September 23, 2017

Factorial Fap Februar

This is the month, when you have to masturbate the number times a day, where number is factorial of the day's number.

Factorial is a mathematic technique to multiply whole numbers from 1 all the way up to the number, which is factorialed, included this number. It is signalized by "!".
For example

2! = 1 x 2 = 2
3! = 1 x 2 x 3 = 6
4! = 1 x 3 x 3 x 4 = 24
And so on...

For example number of faps on 3th Februar is 3!, which is 6. On 4 Februar it is 4! = 24.

On the 28th Februar the number of faps is 304888344611713860501504000000, which gives 126028581602064261120000 faps per second.

!DANGER! It may, or sure as hell will kill you, so do not overplay your hand.

-What is the cause of his death?
-He was participating in Factorial Fap Februar and overstepped.
-Oh I see. He is fourth kid in this week.

by JaAkaPanda December 6, 2018